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When wit is sharper than a scalpel and flirting is just a symptom of poor hygiene, you wear it proud. This "Flirting with Me? Try Not Being a Walking Disease First" sweatshirt is inspired by Maomao’s no-nonsense, poison-sniffing brilliance from The Apothecary Diaries.
Soft on the inside, savage on the outside—this piece is perfect for anime fans who love sarcasm served clinically cold. Whether you're dodging red flags or diagnosing red cheeks, this sweatshirt lets everyone know you’ve got your priorities (and potions) in check.
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Premium fleece sweatshirt for comfort and warmth
Unisex fit with ribbed cuffs and hem
Durable, high-quality print with a sharp edge
Great for anime nights, low-key roasts, and chemistry lab vibes
Soft on the inside, savage on the outside—this piece is perfect for anime fans who love sarcasm served clinically cold. Whether you're dodging red flags or diagnosing red cheeks, this sweatshirt lets everyone know you’ve got your priorities (and potions) in check.
Details:
Premium fleece sweatshirt for comfort and warmth
Unisex fit with ribbed cuffs and hem
Durable, high-quality print with a sharp edge
Great for anime nights, low-key roasts, and chemistry lab vibes
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When wit is sharper than a scalpel and flirting is just a symptom of poor hygiene, you wear it proud. This "Flirting with Me? Try Not Being a Walking Disease First" sweatshirt is inspired by Maomao’s no-nonsense, poison-sniffing brilliance from The Apothecary Diaries.
Soft on the inside, savage on the outside—this piece is perfect for anime fans who love sarcasm served clinically cold. Whether you're dodging red flags or diagnosing red cheeks, this sweatshirt lets everyone know you’ve got your priorities (and potions) in check.
Details:
Premium fleece sweatshirt for comfort and warmth
Unisex fit with ribbed cuffs and hem
Durable, high-quality print with a sharp edge
Great for anime nights, low-key roasts, and chemistry lab vibes
Soft on the inside, savage on the outside—this piece is perfect for anime fans who love sarcasm served clinically cold. Whether you're dodging red flags or diagnosing red cheeks, this sweatshirt lets everyone know you’ve got your priorities (and potions) in check.
Details:
Premium fleece sweatshirt for comfort and warmth
Unisex fit with ribbed cuffs and hem
Durable, high-quality print with a sharp edge
Great for anime nights, low-key roasts, and chemistry lab vibes
When wit is sharper than a scalpel and flirting is just a symptom of poor hygiene, you wear it proud. This "Flirting with Me? Try Not Being a Walking Disease First" sweatshirt is inspired by Maomao’s no-nonsense, poison-sniffing brilliance from The Apothecary Diaries.
Soft on the inside, savage on the outside—this piece is perfect for anime fans who love sarcasm served clinically cold. Whether you're dodging red flags or diagnosing red cheeks, this sweatshirt lets everyone know you’ve got your priorities (and potions) in check.
Details:
Premium fleece sweatshirt for comfort and warmth
Unisex fit with ribbed cuffs and hem
Durable, high-quality print with a sharp edge
Great for anime nights, low-key roasts, and chemistry lab vibes
Soft on the inside, savage on the outside—this piece is perfect for anime fans who love sarcasm served clinically cold. Whether you're dodging red flags or diagnosing red cheeks, this sweatshirt lets everyone know you’ve got your priorities (and potions) in check.
Details:
Premium fleece sweatshirt for comfort and warmth
Unisex fit with ribbed cuffs and hem
Durable, high-quality print with a sharp edge
Great for anime nights, low-key roasts, and chemistry lab vibes